INSANITEA

Sorry In Advance but Nixon is The Tin Foil Hat Daddy of Dreams

Title explains it all. In life, the girls have learned that you win some and you lose some. This is an instance where Christie and Hallie take the L. Hangover podcasting isn't glamorous, but it must be done under very select circumstances. Lucky for you, it is an absolutely handcrafted masterpiece. There's a little TikTok news, a little Richard Nixon basically being Donald Trump, a little True Life: I got massaged by a murderer. Today calls for comedic relief, for if you reside in the USA, you know it's election day. If you haven't heard, that basically translates to the Hunger Games type of possible civil war. Dramatic? Maybe. Entertaining? Absolutely. The following matters and may the odds be ever in your favor. 

Epstein is NOT a #DADDY !! What's Going on With Britney Spears & Saturn's Moon is the DeathStar

Welcome to Episode 12, please keep your hands and feet within the proximity of your chair at all times and enjoy the ride. This week's episode is nothing short of pure perfection. Something fun for everyone. TikTok news takes a ROUGH turn since Hallie had a precognitive dream regarding Jeffrey Epstein. *YIKES* Ghislaine Maxwell's deposition has FINALLY been released, our very solar system is changing right before our eyes, the MSM is yet again failing to report ANYTHING important, BRAVO. But let's be honest with ourselves, did we really expect anything less? Hallie is hitting us with the hOtTeSt theories spiraling around the insanely talented 2000's pop ICON... ITS BRITNEY BITCH! Our girl isn't well and arguably hasn't been since her 2008 head shaving incident... but WHY? Let's discuss. Christie is about to rock your universe, as it would APPEAR that one of Saturn's moons is possibly not even a moon at all...WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS? We don't know. All that being said, strap in, grab the teacups, and remember...The Following Matters.

Hawaii's 2018 Ballistic Missile FALSE ALARM *1st Hand Experience* & Coronavirus Event 201

Welcome to Episode 11, where anything goes anymore. The girls have gotten comfy and are letting the thoughts fly #WELCOMETO2020. Christie revisits the 2018 national OOOPSIE disaster when all of Hawaii's residents received a terrifying message of an incoming ballistics missile *NOT A DRILL* only to then receive a message FOURTY minutes later claiming it to be a false alarm. Uh wtf... We cannot make this up. Christie also has first hand experience, as she just so happened to be a resident of Maui at the time *emotional* *scary*. Hallie is explaining the real-life tabletop exercise that took place at the end of 2019 called Event 201. A meeting that essentially planned for Covid-19 before Covid-19 even happened. One month prior to be exact. If that sounds suspicious to you...that's because it is. Buckle up ladies and gents, tea cups ready, and remember...the following matters.

The Freemasons Made America & Questioning Every Color You See

Welcome back to Insanitea. Elated to see you again. Episode 10 (yes 10, WoWowW) has really outdone itself. The girls are bringing you all the tea you've ever wondered about freemasonry (or didn't) but you WILL want to hear this. FREEMASONS ARE AMERICA BABY! Make sure you've done your brain yoga before this episode, because the power and elasticity required to wrap your mind around the concept that someone may not see the same colors that you do...really causes a mental pretzel...AND OF COURSE THE TIKTOK NEWS. Grab your teacups, get comfy, and remember... the following matters.

One Dollar Bill Conspiracies *Interactive* & Devon Island is Actually Mars

WELCOME to episode 9. We have an interactive episode this week, as Christie takes you through the various insignia on the $1 bill. There DO BE a lot of illuminati-esque imagery that we guarantee you've probably never even noticed. Why does no one ever questions this? We don't know, but let's explore. Hallie walks you through the potential that we've never actually seen true footage/pictures from Mars. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. NASA may be live-streaming from our very own planet and shlepping it off as "Mars Footage". Let's discuss the evidence. Don't worry, we also have the beloved TikTok News for you as well. Grab your tea cups, grab your dollar bills, and remember...the following matters.

*NEW* Tea in the Epstein Case & Jessica Chastain Might be of Alien Descent

Episode 8 everyone, TikTok news is STILL here. The situation is very fluid in regards to the sale, so by the time you're hearing this episode, some of the dynamics have obviously changed, *DISCLAIMERRRRR*, we will re-evaluate in next weeks episode. OK. On to the juicy stuff. HALLIE HAS FOUND NEW MOVEMENT IN THE EPSTEIN CASE AND WE NEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS IMMEDIATELY!!! There is way more than we even realized regarding flight logs, surveillance cameras, ETC. V important, do NOT miss this. In the spirit of helping everyone achieve a little more zen this week, Christie is bringing you a more light-hearted but EQUALLY AS compelling reasoning as to why our beloved red-heads might just be aLiEnS!!!!! You heard that right. Aliens. They got some fonkyyyyyy genes and we need explanations. Red-head listeners, plz weigh in on this weeks episode. Fasten seatbelts, grab teacups and remember...the following matters.

Are We Living in a Simulation & "The Social Dilemma" #DONTBEASHEEP2020

Don't let the title freak you out too much. Hallie & Christie's tin foil hats aren't THATTTT large... BUT, do you know what a Psyop is?????? Do you wanna know? No? Sorry too late, YOURE LIVIN' IT BABY!! Or are we??? Hallie brings you some EXTREMLY important facts. Let's discuss. Christie expands on the Netflix Documentary "The Social Dilemma". IMMEDIATELY ADDED TO THE SYLLABUS! Very information, must watch. Christie and Hallie are about to put you in a real mental pretzel this week, thankusomuch. AND BUT OF COURSE we have not neglected the TikTok news, we have lived to see another week POST original ban date. #cantstopwontstop Grab the teacups, don't be a sheep, and remember... the following matters.

It's the Titanic Sinking Onna Clear Night for Us & D.U.M.B.S Aren't NOT Real

Episode 6, can you believe we've come this far. TIKTOK NEWS is being implemented BabY!!! Nothing says "more reliable" than 30 seconds of unfact-checked information from the everyday person. TBH we learn a lot more from TikTok than general new media outlets (taken witha grain of salt of course, come on) Nonetheless, entertainment is a 12/10 for sure. Moving forward, let's have a chat about why the Titanic sank? Did it really even sink in the first place?? SOMEONE DO BE LYIN!! Christie is bringing you some alternative Titanic facts that'll make you think twice about how we lost our beloved Jack. Hallie also dives into the expansive topic of D.U.M.B.S. What are they you might ask?? DEEP UNDERGROUND MILITARY BASES (yo, extremely sus) You may not even realize there may be one MILES BENEATH YOUR OWN FEET! Have your tea cups at the ready for this one. #TFM

Nickelodeon, Foot Fetishes and the Lolita Express OHMY & Time Machine or Spacecraft,YOU DECIDE

Episode 5 here we goooooo. We bring brang brought the drama and the insaniTEAAA with a weekly TikTok news recap, no cap. You say you like Nickelodeon? Ok same, BUTTTTTTT she do be a PrObLeMaTiC qUeEn with scandals and questionable connections. Laybourne who?? We aren’t trying to ruin any childhoods here (RIP) but we said what we said, you need to know. Christie will be serving you a nice platter of thought-provoking information for your weekly consumption. DO NOT MISS THIS! Teacups ready boys and girls.

China do be Hidin' Things on the Moon, The Aliens that WON'T Probe ur A**hole, and AUGUST 27TH DRAMA

On episode 4, we are discussing HARD HITTING FAX that point to the moon having a hologram facade. Is it real???? Is it made of wax??? Are we spiraling??? *YIKES* If you come in contact with the Nordic aliens, don't be alarmed, they probably won't probe your asshole (studies show). They are the world peace aliens. Also, if you are hip on the TikTok, you more than likely have heard the date August 27th floating around, and if you haven't, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PODCAST! Fasten your seat belts and grab your teacups for this jam-packed episode.